
Wellness in the Headlines
(Don's Report to the World)
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.Tomorrow is my birthday. It's a big one -- 65. At 65, I'm eligible for Social Security. I never thought the day would come. Well, I suppose I knew it would come if I lived long enough and the Social Security system did not go broke. Now, here I am, on the brink of middle age (always look on the bright side) and the money reluctantly contributed all those years is about to start coming home. Happy day! However, at the rate Mr. Bush is running up public debt, my windfall may be short-lived. Social Security is not the only birthday present I'm expecting tomorrow from my Uncle Sam. I'm also going on Medicare! "Holy Moly," as Batman used to say long, long before he, too, qualified for Social Security and Medicare. Getting old (or reaching middle age, as I prefer to view it) is not so bad, in some ways. July 18 is a pretty good landmark in history, as not much happened on this day, ever. Well, some great folks came into the world on this day. For example, Nelson Mandela and John Glenn were born on my birthday, so that might tempt me to think I'm hot stuff except for the inconvenient fact that, given 365 options, George "Machine Gun" Kelly and Hunter S. Thompson chose this day to arrive. Like just about everyone else, I have mellowed over the years but, as Tom Stoppard noted, "Age is a very high price to pay for maturity." "How high a price," you ask? Well, that depends. It depends on a lot of things. Here is a beginning list of factors that affect how young or old in a lifestyle sense YOU will be at 65 (in other words, functional capacity, vigor and all that jazz) other than your birth year. Naturally, there are exceptions to all these factors -- some prosper despite hostile environments; some do poorly despite favorable odds.
Ogden Nash
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